Katherina Johnson/Diary

Feb 20, 2015
Dear Diary, Today was another normal day in my normal existence. I woke up late, missed the bus, walked to SHS, and arrived after the bell, looking like crap, as always. I failed in math, history and chem. No prob’, I’ll fix these little problems later ;) After school, I went O’Toole’s, nearly dropped a plate on a kid who was shouting, saying he didn't like mushrooms. I wanted to kick his ass, but his parents noticed and left without leaving tips. I arrived home and heard Toby talking to his imaginary friend. I love my brother, but sometimes, I think he’s weirdos. I’m not just talking about the fact he bought two boxes of chocolate and gave them to his frog for Valentine’s Day; I mean, he’s really weird… I told him to write a diary, to feel less lonely. He told me he was going to try, even though he thought that talking to his BIF (Best Imaginary Friend) was more interesting. Anyway, enough wasted time; I am just going to “adjust” my amazing grades and go to sleep. Bad grades? #BlameSpringtonHighSchool

Apr 11, 2015
Dear Diary, Happy Easter! I took 4 Kg these two weeks because I love eating chocolate, and because Easter=Chocolate. I brought a pack of chocolate frogs to Toby. It reminded me of Harry Potter. Now he’s got a frog army in his room. I guess he’s planning to kill Lord Voldemort. Yeah, the death of is frog really affected him. I’m thinking of buying him a new one. No. Frogs are too noisy. A fish? Nah, I hate fish. They’re so stupid. But I love having fish for dinner. Speaking of dinner, today I tried a new restaurant with Toby. It’s called Nazih’s Mom. It was disgusting, really. But I loved the waiter. He seemed impressed when I hacked the computer to change the bill. But it did not stop him from calling the waiter. Note: I should stop using my skills to seduce boys. Considering the fact I vomited my dinner two hours ago (I’m sorry, but I think the fish I ate was still alive and that it started dancing the Macarena in my stomach) I am hungry. The human body needs food. Food is the most important thing in life. The reason why, everyday, I survive in class, is because I think of food. So I just opened my last box of eggs –chocolate eggs, no need to specify it - and now, I’m enjoying the beauty of life and chocolate. Quote of the day : “There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” George Bernard Shaw

Apr 12, 2015
Dear Diary, Today was weird. I found ten dollars on the floor. I was rich. I could buy lots of things I like. Did I say I love chocolate? But no... I decided to do something better than eating chocolate. I gave them to a poor man on my way home. I felt great, no kidding, no sarcasm. Maybe I could do something great more often...

Apr 14, 2015
Dear Diary, Today was a normal day. Think of it. What does normal mean? Who said there should be norms? Every day brings its own problems, and every day, I have to deal with a lot of stupidity. I wish I lived in a world full people like me, intelligent, beautiful and sarcastic. Anyway, I don’t know what I did to Karma, but Karma wants to kill me. As usual, I left home late and missed the bus. Why? I like this question. “Why” is my favorite word, I use it all day long, especially in such situations. Because “Mom” used it to clean the WC. But wait, the thing is that I started wondering why I found it wet AFTER I brushed my teeth. I couldn't assist to my physics course because Mrs. Worm, my favorite teacher –yes, it is sarcasm you smell- didn't let me in. So I told her: Jump from the window, you owl, try to fly! I have to admit it was a little rude. Actually, I think she didn't get the Owl joke. I just told you people are not as sarcastic as I am. Speaking of weird birds, a white dove, flying majestically in the sky, decided to shit on my face. You damned bird! I won’t tell you what happened next, I think it’s time for me to take a shower. Lots Of Love Lyrics of the day: White dove, flying with the wind, take our hope under your wings … -Scorpions

Apr 15, 2015
Dear Diary, You know those movies, in which two people are eating spaghettis with tomato sauce in a simple restaurant and they end up kissing? Yep, today, it happened! I wish I could say it happened to me, no I was just the waitress, not the protagonist. It was Ashley and her boyfriend, the soccer school’s superstar. I hate that guy! He is so stupid and ugly, with his perfect body and cute nose and beautiful eyes DAMN IT I LOVE HIM.

Apr 16, 2015
Dear diary, Does popcorn melt? I think scientists try to find answers to things that are not really important nowadays. Sometimes, they forget the essential. That’s how I realized I don’t want to work as a waitress anymore. I want to be a scientist. A real one! A scientist that will study what is really important in life: Food. Yes, I want to be a cook. What if I try to create a burger, as crispy as the O’Wormy, and as spicy as the O’Snaky?! YES! WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA, LITTLE GENIUS! Well, I will be right back, I have to find some worms in the garden and buy a bottle of Snake Poison Diet. Then, I will try to melt some popcorn to see what it does. “Science is not only a disciple of reason but, also, one of romance and passion.” -Stephen Hawking. Diary, I am serious, I am in love with food.